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nudemaryhill:

PHOTOS FROM THE SEXY “OUTER LIMITS”… part - 5

Hi!

If you asked for summer homework while in school, never lit a match without permission as a child, or can’t pee with someone else standing nearby… you might want to avoid this series.

You’ve been warned!

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This is my favorite solution for getting sand hosed out of my beach cave. There’s nothing like a gritty crotch to spoil a fun-filled holiday at the shore. Guys don’t suffer from this problem. But, girls hate to sit near the waves. You never know when a starfish, strand of seaweed, or an old shoe might wash into your “boat”.

And… having a bigger boat, only makes the situation worse.

Kisses!

~ Captain Quint <3

xoxoxoxo

nudemaryhill:

PHOTOS FROM THE SEXY “OUTER LIMITS”… part - 6

Hi!

If you always leave burned-out bulbs in sockets so electricity won’t leak out, have never heard of breast-feeding, or believe that vaginas really have teeth… you might want to avoid this series.

You’ve been warned!

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This stunning Miss, with the beautiful smile, is demonstrating the proper way to extinguish a grease fire in the kitchen. It happened to me once, and BOY was I glad that I was pregnant. I produced so much milk that I quickly put out the fire, power-washed my shed, and fed all of the starving boys and girls in East Des Moines, Iowa… all in a single afternoon!

= )

Kisses!

~ Milk Maid Mary <3

xoxoxoxo

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